troyesivan:

sometimes I feel sad that we don’t have emojis in real life but then I remember we have actual faces

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kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

(Source: ewpeanutbutter)

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

Reblogged from australiansanta

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Reblogged from i-just-want-to-cuddle

What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.

this deserve so many notes

(Source: annaoverboard)

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digger-bick:

The fuck you lookin at

digger-bick:

The fuck you lookin at

Reblogged from c0ffeesh0p-soundtrack

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

Reblogged from aquarterpastcapaldi

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

Reblogged from barack-obottm

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

Reblogged from y3ahbaby

(Source: pizza-fries)

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(Source: colindonoghue)

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hummingstrength:

helyon:

finally.


Good one Obama

hummingstrength:

helyon:

finally.

Good one Obama

(Source: medicinalcocaine)

Reblogged from wickedlyklaining

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

Reblogged from hanniboob-lecter

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